Subject: Really Really Slow
Hi (First Name),
Some things are really really slow.
I love the story of that Olympic marathoner from Japan, who ran a marathon in 54 years, eight months, six days, eight hours, 32 minutes and 20.3 seconds.
When he ran the race in 1912, he simply disappeared.
According to the story, he stopped to get a drink at an outdoor party and ended up staying longer than he planned.
When he realized how long he was gone, he was too embarrassed to finish the race.
He went back to his hotel.
He boarded the plane.
And he simply left Japan.
And he didn’t return until 1966—a full FIFTY-FOUR years later—to complete the run he started.
Now that’s what I call slow.
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